Dont be a Douchebag!: The Real Threat To Civilization Glenn Whitehead

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Dont be a Douchebag!: The Real Threat To Civilization  by  Glenn Whitehead

Dont be a Douchebag!: The Real Threat To Civilization by Glenn Whitehead
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I’ve been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I’m now about 3 miles from the house. I’ve been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times- now I’m only 3MoreI’ve been in the truck, fighting the traffic for about 75 minutes, and I’m now about 3 miles from the house. I’ve been sitting at the light, in the left turn lane for 7 or 8 minutes, watching it run through the cycle about 4 times- now I’m only 3 cars away. OK, green arrow, let’s move. 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi- SON-OF-A-BITCH!

I’m going to have to sit through another cycle because only 2 cars made it that time. Excuse me ass crack, would you mind extracting your head from your anal cavity and getting the fuck out of the way? You self-absorbed, simple minded douchebag, I supposed it’s never occurred to you that some of us are in a goddamn hurry and would like to get home.

Perhaps you could stop Snap Chatting pictures of your dick, and pay attention to the traffic signals.Am I the only one who’s on the verge of a stroke from putting up with our ignorant, narcissistic fellow human beings? This is why, even though I’m a strong proponent of the second amendment, I’ll never carry a gun in my truck. By the time I get home from work every day, I feel it would be perfectly acceptable to fire a warning shot through one of these asshole’s windows. Hillary Clinton and her smorgasdouche of leftist supporters are fond of saying that it takes a village.

Well, driving is one of the areas where it actually does take a village, but you ignorant bastards are fucking the village all to hell.I think this shitty driving is just a metaphor for society in general. Far too many people are just cruising down life’s highway, paying attention to nothing other than themselves.

The only time they give a shit about being upstanding members of the village, is when they want the other villagers to pay their fucking bills.Im a 52 year old working stiff, trying to pay the bills, take care of a family, and, hopefully, squeeze in an occasional few minutes to enjoy a beer and a laugh or two. But it aint easy. If Im not stuck in traffic behind some asshole whos driving 30 mph on the freeway, then Im dealing with the fact that the government I helped elect, just cancelled my fucking health insurance.

Dont Be A Douchebag is more than my attempt at writing a book- its my manifesto in fighting back against the self centered, narcissistic assholes, who seem to be intentionally trying to ruin my life. from the idiot, who cant operate the ATM-Why are some of you spending more time in front of the cash machine than you did in high school? As far as I know, you can’t re-fi your house, or open a money market account at the fucking ATM.

What the hell is taking you a half an hour?to the cop, whos hiding in the bushes, handing out tickets to my senior citizen neighbors instead of investigating real crime.Hey Mannix, instead of harassing Betty White’s grandparents, for rolling through a stop sign, doing 3 mph, how about you go catch some car thieves or child rapists?Whether its politics, religion, race, education, sexual orientation, or marriage, Im not pulling any punches.

Anyone who doesnt find something that offends them, either hasnt read far enough, or theyre brilliant and agree with everything I say. Im dead serious about my positions on these issues, but I try to approach it all from a humorous and satirical perspective, because, as the legendary Jimmy Buffett once sang: If we couldnt laugh, wed all go insane



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