Local Hero Press 2013 Sampler Ian Thomas Healy

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Published: December 5th 2013

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187 pages


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Local Hero Press 2013 Sampler  by  Ian Thomas Healy

Local Hero Press 2013 Sampler by Ian Thomas Healy
December 5th 2013 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, ZIP | 187 pages | ISBN: | 3.45 Mb

A sampler containing excerpts from five Local Hero Press novels, plus a bonus short story! Included in this collection are the following excerpts:-The MilkmanWhen Liza, an intrepid reporter, stakes her career on an interview with a milkman namedMoreA sampler containing excerpts from five Local Hero Press novels, plus a bonus short story! Included in this collection are the following excerpts:-The MilkmanWhen Liza, an intrepid reporter, stakes her career on an interview with a milkman named Blake, things go from weird to worse when they are abducted by aliens.

After finding out the real reason aliens anally probe their abductees, the two heroes have no choice but to recruit a makeshift army of genius bikers to take the fight to the aliens and save the world!-Blood on the IceWhen a talented new player joins the perennially-losing sub-minor-league hockey team, the Fighting Aardvarks, it marks the beginning of a winning tradition. But things arent as they seem, and players begin to change. First line center Hammie learns the truth: the Aardvarks are becoming vampires, and its up to him to stop them before the infestation spreads beyond just the team.-TroubleshootersTimes are tough in the economic downturn of the late 2040s.

Angel, an ex-prostitute-turned-assassin, has just killed her ex-boyfriend without making a dime on it. Camaro, a courier, is wanted by the Feds for smuggling coffee and evading pursuit. And Haiwee, once the greatest hacker on the planet, has ruined her body with the drugs used to enhance her reflexes and is destitute with no reputation left to cash in upon.

So when a billionaire offers them a big paycheck to retrieve one of three collectible bottles and destroy the other two, the three young mercenaries don’t ask questions. In pursuit of their contract they travel to central Australia to face a local crime lord, to Brazil where they must deal with a pedophile Bishop of the United Catholic Church, to the flooded waterways of London, and even to the King’s palace of Borlovia, all in pursuit of the elusive TIS bottles.-Starf*ckerOnce, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now hes on the far side of fifty, and Ron Jeremy wont even return his phone calls.

Desperate for any kind of paying work, hes sunk to the level of bit roles in grade-Z porn and is even considering applying to work at Wal-Mart, when hot-blooded starlet Mindy Copperhead comes into his life. He quickly discovers shes far more than a simple blowjob artist, but is in fact an advance scout for a distant alien race, sent to Earth to find...him. Her race is embroiled in an interstellar war and losing badly. Her Queen became enamored with a movie in which John appeared, called Starfucker, and sent her scout to find him and bring him back to her, ostensibly to help her repopulate their dying planet.

Thus John finds himself mixed up in a crazy, sexy adventure which makes even the most gonzo porn seem tame by comparison. In a civilization where skills can be learned via injections, danger lurks around every corner, and intrigue is as common as breakfast, John must get to the bottom of the mystery behind the war, as long as it doesnt kill him first, or at least break a hip.-JackrabbitThe fifth book in the popular Just Cause Universe superhero novels will release in Spring 2014.

When the God of Rabbits recruits high school student JJ to save the world from an invasion of interstellar cockroaches, it seems like it might be a pretty cool gig. Maybe he could lose his new status as social outcast and win back his girl. Unfortunately, in the spectrum of god-like abilities, rabbits rank pretty low, and JJ receives the ability to make snarky wisecracks, jump real high, and… that’s about all.-The Ghost in the BarbershopA new Muddy Creek short story, set in the Weird Wild West.



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